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Humor from Colorado School of Mines

A collection of jokes and observations that all start with "you might be from Coloado if..." If you do not find some of them amusing or unusual it probably means you are a native.

Jokes from Mines

At Mines the ratio is 4 male students to every female student.

The co-ed’s oftern say “the odds are good but the goods are odd”
This prompts the men to say “at Mines the girls are like parking spaces, the good ones are all taken and the rest are handicapped”

This interesting enviorment leads to some interesting pick-up lines.
-You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
-You’re so much cuter than your avatar
-I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
-It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
-Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
-What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1
-How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
-Lets find out what our coefficient of friction is.

Colorado School of Mines has more varsity sports than any other school in the state. However, performance in competition is rarely in the top quintile. A losing performance in front of a home crown usually brings on the cheer:
“what do we have that they don’t have?”
“Jobs!”
Of course there are friendly between Mines and other universities.

Q: How many CU engineering students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, Lava lamps don’t burn out man

Q: What do they call engineering students at CSU?
A: Rejects from Mines

 

 

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