Only in Colorado

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Only in Colorado

Recent Colorado Headlines

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You might be from Colorado if...

A collection of jokes and observations that all start with "you might be from Coloado if..." If you do not find some of them amusing or unusual it probably means you are a native.

You might be from Colorado if...

you take up snowboarding for your 70th birthday.

you have not found the weather or social situation where shorts and sandals are not appropriate.

the entire top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.

your bridal registry is at REI.

you think of gun control as holding the gun with both hands

you have a business degree and are flipping burgers at a McDonald's in Vail.

you think a pass does not involve a football or a woman.

the tire size on your SUV exceeds your IQ.

you ever asked Hummer to make a hybrid

you own a pair of interview shorts

 

 

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